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Hardfemme mohawk Ororo/Storm by JoshuaJordan Hardfemme mohawk Ororo/Storm :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 1 0 Ororo by JoshuaJordan Ororo :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 0 0 Batman and Robin Retcon Redux by JoshuaJordan Batman and Robin Retcon Redux :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 6 7 Malibu from Los Alamos by JoshuaJordan Malibu from Los Alamos :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 0 0 RIME ANCYENT - Doctor Riner by JoshuaJordan RIME ANCYENT - Doctor Riner :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 2 0 RIME ANCYENT banner by JoshuaJordan RIME ANCYENT banner :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 0 0 SOPA opera 4 by JoshuaJordan SOPA opera 4 :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 1 0 SOPA opera 3 by JoshuaJordan SOPA opera 3 :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 0 0 SOPA opera 2 by JoshuaJordan SOPA opera 2 :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 0 0 SOPA opera by JoshuaJordan SOPA opera :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 0 0 Stable Sister 3: SKULLS by JoshuaJordan Stable Sister 3: SKULLS :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 2 0 Stable Sister 2: DIE MY DARLING by JoshuaJordan
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Stable Sister 2: DIE MY DARLING :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 1 0
Stable Sister 1: VAMPIRA by JoshuaJordan
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Stable Sister 1: VAMPIRA :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 0 0
Sweat, Blood and Shitpuke by JoshuaJordan
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Sweat, Blood and Shitpuke :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 0 0
Sydney Australia 1 by JoshuaJordan Sydney Australia 1 :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 0 0 Sydney Australia 2 by JoshuaJordan Sydney Australia 2 :iconjoshuajordan:JoshuaJordan 1 0
A collection of stuff I've done for rock bands and venues along with some half-assed comic book pages and concept sketches


Uniporn by ckirkillustr8 Uniporn :iconckirkillustr8:ckirkillustr8 27 12 They Live by theCHAMBA They Live :iconthechamba:theCHAMBA 350 73 Penis by ckirkillustr8 Penis :iconckirkillustr8:ckirkillustr8 250 154 Sketch 328 - Heroes Con by MatteoScalera Sketch 328 - Heroes Con :iconmatteoscalera:MatteoScalera 351 14 Batman Steppin Out by DanielGovar Batman Steppin Out :icondanielgovar:DanielGovar 140 15 HONKEYKONG by VanessaLake HONKEYKONG :iconvanessalake:VanessaLake 1,073 74 HonkeyKong by VanessaLake HonkeyKong :iconvanessalake:VanessaLake 1,455 125 Check Your Heartbeat by VanessaLake
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Check Your Heartbeat :iconvanessalake:VanessaLake 1,754 164
It's Time For Your Spongebath by VanessaLake
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It's Time For Your Spongebath :iconvanessalake:VanessaLake 598 32
I Heart Bums by VanessaLake
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I Heart Bums :iconvanessalake:VanessaLake 2,417 159
WrestleMania by VanessaLake
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WrestleMania :iconvanessalake:VanessaLake 2,302 150
Big Red by VanessaLake
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Big Red :iconvanessalake:VanessaLake 1,928 147
Hot Lips by VanessaLake Hot Lips :iconvanessalake:VanessaLake 864 45 Squilla by distritopapillon Squilla :icondistritopapillon:distritopapillon 409 11 The Running by distritopapillon The Running :icondistritopapillon:distritopapillon 737 30 deadVStask by greenestreet deadVStask :icongreenestreet:greenestreet 292 19


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Joshua Jordan (JJN)
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United States
I haven't been posting a lot on D.A., because I have been pretty busy
That all, however, has changed
Me and Blasted Space's co-creator, Josh Lequire, are both out of a job.
The company he worked at for 5 years and I worked at for almost 3 closed its doors, yesterday.  
The owner, himself, flew-up from Vero Beach, FL, to give us the news.  At 10-ish, yesterday morning, we were all informed that we no longer had a place to go, occupy ourselves and earn a living on Monday through Friday.
As much as I hate the idea of government assistance, I have to accept the fact that I live in a state where the economy is so poor that our population has been dropping and we no longer have a single city with a million people or over in the entire state.  I have to accept the fact that I live in a state with such a poorly managed budget, in spite of its wealth of resources, that the Federal Government actually tried shutting the entire state down.  So, I'm applying for unemployment and food stamps, Monday.
I also intend to start selling my body, well, donating plasma anyway.  I'm also trying to enlist in clinical trials, while I look for a new job.
I am, however, also hoping that this works-out to be a blessing in disguise.  I'm hoping I use this new heap of "free time" to not only look for a new job but to work more on my creative efforts, as well.  Namely, Blasted Space!
And, well, let's get to the point here:
If I've got time to draw and write, I've got time to draw and write.  So, I'm opening my doors for commissions.
If anybody wants me to draw anything - and I mean anything short of child porn and runes that will open a portal to another dimension - I'm down.
Prices will be reasonable and negotiable.  I'm not going to do the bullshit where I say 8.5x11 are $20 and 11x17 are $50 and so on.
If I'm working on art, I should be happy to be getting paid at all.  So, tell me what you'd like to see me do and we can talk about prices from there.  As long as I'm not losing money by shipping this shit, I'm totally comfortable with you, yourselves, naming the price.

Thank you for your possible consideration of my paltry offer.

-Joshua Jordan Nordyke
  • Listening to: My computer's cooling fan
  • Reading: what I just wrote, here . . .
  • Watching: My keyboard vomiting words into a cathode tube
  • Playing: letters
  • Eating: Ramen
  • Drinking: water


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ckirkillustr8 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:'s.
comixmill Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for all the FAVs, Joshua!
Fastfood Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
:salute: Hey, thanks my friend. :thanks:
MeloMonaco Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
thanks for the fav
BrianThomasX Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the visit! Cool stuff here!

JoshuaJordan Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Huwman Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Professional
BloodlustDetox Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
Thanks for faving! Be sure to Watch for more!

LIKE so I can be in a magazine! [link]
JoshuaJordan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
No problem. Thanks for the watch :)
Huwman Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Professional
Wow! Thanks for the faving frenzy! I really appreciate that.
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